Pheobe's song

Went to the store
sat on santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends
all kinds of crap
Said all you need is
to write them a song
Now you havent heard it yet
so don't try to sing along
No, dont sing along

Monica, Monica
Have a happy Hannukah
Saw santa claus
he said hello to Ross
Please tell Joey
Christmas will be snowy
And Rachel and Chandler
!@#$%^#@#$%HANDLER!!!!!!!