I=Stupid

Being my bored self, i was looking up dictionary.com looking for another word for "friend". Its a housemates craze, we're trying to use big words so no one understand us. I find it pretty stupid. Anyways, i thesaurus the word "friend" and a lot of other words came up so typical Bruneian/Malaysian i use the first word i saw which was "ACQUAINTANCE". Being all happy i started calling everyone my "acquitance" even abby, cheri, steph and etc.

Joss-Fellow ACQUAINTANCE.....
Cheri-Do you know what ACQUAINTANCE is?
Joss-Friend?
Cheri-Its Hi-Bye friend, i dont want to be your ACQUAINTANCE. I am your friend you IDIOT!
Joss-?

HAHA yea, i'm an idiot according to Cheri Ong, the girl who uses BIG words on her friendster blog.